Check In On Pete

Not yet (see: what smoking can do for you) . So WTF right? Well I've taken to cutting my own hair over the last few months.... and I have to toot my own horn and say that I do a pretty good job most of the time. Except in this case. I was using the clippers to "even some shit out" and wound up hacking a serious divot in my shit. Well it wasn't long before I realized there were only two ways out.... carve a cool design old school style into the back of my head, or wear a hat 'til the bald spot was less noticeable.

Instead I looked in the mirror for ten minutes and finally decided to shave it all off. Now my head is cold.... and people think I have cancer or have joined the Aryan nation. Either way even fewer people harass me now than before.