Check In On Pete

Not yet (see: what smoking can do for you) . So WTF right? Well I've taken to cutting my own hair over the last few months.... and I have to toot my own horn and say that I do a pretty good job most of the time. Except in this case. I was using the clippers to "even some shit out" and wound up hacking a serious divot in my shit. Well it wasn't long before I realized there were only two ways out.... carve a cool design old school style into the back of my head, or wear a hat 'til the bald spot was less noticeable.

Instead I looked in the mirror for ten minutes and finally decided to shave it all off. Now my head is cold.... and people think I have cancer or have joined the Aryan nation. Either way even fewer people harass me now than before.

Apparently it's CBA on posting during the week. So now I'm going to try to commit to posting at least one seemingly interesting brain dump each weekend. Maybe two... who knows?

For the sake of brevity I've decided to post once for each new topic..... so no more shitty segues like, "and in other news" and "anywho". Fuck that shit. That oughta' make for more articles and a much less boring read. Brevity, bitches, is where its at.